It’s not like you suggested something really classy, like Coors Banquet.

They cut him loose after season 1 and the show got better.

I do this, except for the part where they’re all identical.

A bag of locally roasted coffee is $12 and lasts me two weeks. It used to be $9, before the orange shithead but let’s ignore that. A pot of coffee takes about as long as it takes for water to boil. I’m clearly not the target demographic, but still. Nine fucking dollars for a cup?