Putting a layer just inside your nostrils to catch pollen and help with hayfever

Me personally? No.

The drones can remain airborne for about eight minutes on a single battery charge

1. Hear drone
2. Hide for 8 minutes
3. Drone evaded

The entrant from any new country must do Carpool Karaoke with James Corden. Can’t think of anything more cringe right now

They tell you to stay put so that the bears don’t have to walk as far for their meal

Starmer doesn’t publicly shit himself, so I guess he’s got that going for him 🤷

I note that this synopsis conveniently forgets the punitive treatment of disabled people by cutting disability benefits and support, the erosion of trans rights, imprisonment of grandmothers for peacefully protesting an active genocide and selling arms to a country engaged in genocide. So left wing. Radical. Wow.

Is he claiming that he predates the Ford Model T?

Not a PETSCII keyboard?

Ah, about that.

2024 Filton Elbit Systems break-in

The charges were secretly subject to a “terrorism enhancement” applied by the judge in a preliminary ruling of March 2025, but not disclosed to the jury and restricted from being reported by the UK media until May 2026. This was applied based on property damage and that “the activists were attempting to influence the Israeli government by restricting their access to weapons”. It means the four people convicted of criminal damage will face more severe sentencing and registration as “terrorists”, which will severely restrict their future lives after release.

such as unbalanced Mach–Zehnder interferometers or micro-ring resonators

It has a base-plate of prefamulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing, aligned in such a way that the 2 main spurving bearings are in-line with the pentameter fan.

Never mind Elf on the Shelf, this year it’s all about Fuselage in the Garage

Rub some salt in that and name it ‘Map of the Free Americas’

Of course, how else they gonna get their drive-thru Starbucks?

New black market incoming

Reporter has not read/watched One Punch Man 👊

At this point I’d happily accept the Euro as a condition of rejoining

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Insurance loss adjusters

One imagines that a person doesn’t just become a piece of shit when they get into the office, they’re probably also a piece of shit at home.