Tell me you know nothing about beekeeping…

They literally only take honey that the bees don’t need. If the bees lose enough honey for it to hurt them, then guess what? They can’t continue to grow and keep making honey. If bees had an actual problem with it, they wouldn’t be so chill about it either

Meanwhile bats have no way of making agave. It’s just there, and then when we harvest it, there’s just gonna be less for them to have. That’s the difference

One’s an excess product that we’re literally allowed by the animal to take, the other’s a food source for an endangered species of bat

You should reconsider

https://apnews.com/article/endangered-mexican-bats-migration-agave-nectar-e3eabb72454b86bc43d0a83471cf9a2e

This reminds me of the same naming treatment that telephones got, once something else got called a phone

Had a long distance gf when I was 14 who told me she would break up with me if I didn’t show my D on Skype. We were both minors but it definitely ticks the coercion box

“For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: ‘It might have been’”

I often think about that quote whenever I miss the past. Nostalgia is inevitable, but regret over missed opportunities is never guaranteed :,)

…unless you fuck up by not assuming anything

AKA being autistic

Learned that the hard way when I was best friends with someone who literally obsessed over their life being like a real-life K-drama

The thing about people who thrive on being the center of drama is that eventually you will be a part of it even if you try your damnedest not to

Tap or click the URL, change “fandom” to “antifandom”

Been doing that to skip the annoying kid/adult popup

Whenever I have small interesting little pieces of trash (like a toothpaste cap, the spring from a dried out pen, handle from an old razor etc) I now have dedicated craft drawers to keep those knick knacks in

Now whenever I want to make cool little sculptures or crafts, I have a generous collection of various shapes and materials that I can make them out of

Also helps save on whatever extra apoxie sculpt I would have needed

It’s just… such a novelty. Like, I don’t know if I’d want everything to be 3D or VR all the time. It’s the kind of fun that’s only fun in moderation

It’s an easy game, 'til you get caught

Though I suppose a bad student who still has an extra brain cell can just paraphrase AI

“Should students be allowed to use AI to write their essays? Why or why not?”

That’d be a real mindfuck for any students actually doing that

Life isn’t a race. Hold onto your youth and don’t peak early, stay whimsical and have fun

Once you’re actually old, you’ll be glad that it’s at least a new experience

Shit literally tastes like medicine soda. If I wanted medicine soda I’d just drink some of that weirdass Fentiman’s curiosity cola

I thought that was just me! Yeah I tried a couple of pieces and it literally tasted like the yellow Capn Crunch piece, but unsweetened and dusted in cheese

I liked it better when it was just popcorn tbh

I never caught that but you’re right!

Sheesh, pirates in general are just getting absolutely nerfed

Somehow, this feels like a subliminal message

Wth, I didn’t even notice that lmao

Can’t have sharp edges in the font, so I guess can’t have a sharp edged weapon either

If it’s brown lay down
If it’s black fight back
If it’s white say goodnight

There’s a reason why they say that

The real pirate, now HE has seen some seven seas shit. He’s genuinely got the drive, the ambition for baubles and doubloons

Just look at that crazy eye. Bro has yo’d some hella hos, and yar’d some hella hars

Sidenote, the circular text and serif font just make the original logo FEEL nautical and official too