Also avoid investing in things you think you understand.

Stock market is all gambling. You just gotta choose a bunch - some indexes, like Dow/S&P, some bonds, and then a few stocks you “like”. Then hold them for decades, and check in only a couple times a year. Otherwise you’ll most likely lose money.

There’s a movie?!? That has to be a multi-season TV series to be enough depth.

Butler… is the comic relief.