I would like it to criticize me for needing to do it, at all.

Damn, that chick can barely fit on the big red head of that cock.

For every you, there’s a woman who feels compelled to pet me because of my beard. I’ll take that trade-off.

Pretty much covers all the bases.

You were supposed to give it a good pounding. I need a cigarette.

This is going to be one of those chapters in future history books that makes us look like real idiots.

Thank God crocodiles didn’t learn to fly.

And is it just an urge or does it become involuntary?

Most people with good answers to that know better than to answer that.

Tempting, but I’m waiting to see whether SD cards catch on before buying in.

I’m only speaking from my own experiences in similar situations:

Is he going to leave his wife to be with you? No, he is not likely to do so.

Would you want him to leave his wife to be with you? I can’t answer for you, but I’d wager it’s a weird thought.

Is he likely to enjoy the attention/admiration and keep you on the hook to stroke his ego? You betcha.

This never ends well for the person in your position. That advice is a cliche for a reason.

Earlier today I learned the voice of Shredder from the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon was Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince. I never knew.

There’s only one thing cartoons should be selling.

You could just not break into people’s homes?

Did you accidentally speak your mind or say crazy, made-up stuff?

Flying planes. A few months ago, I got to do take-off and pilot a bit in a tandem plane. Being in a small, single-engine 1969 plane instead of the typical jumbo jet–I realized it was literally just a shitty old RV inside, shag carpet, rickety little passenger window, and all. Except for one minor difference: we were soon IN THE FUCKING SKY. That’s when I realized humanity has no place being up there, with all due respect to John F. Kennedy, NASA, etc. And a little sidenote to those same scientists: a giant metal object ascending into the sky makes no sense–I don’t think it can last. It’s the folly of man. Oh, and you can just have a plane!? That’s allowed somehow!?

I will definitely revisit it as soon as I’ve made three communicative friends!

Oh.

One sandbox that recently grabbed me was in Automation: The Car Tycoon game. You can make custom cars and engines and export them to BeamNG and I got pretty into that and made my first ever mod or two.

I keep seeing so much about it, I really need to give it a shot.