Just once it would be nice to see him on the receiving end

God almighty I could have any audio as my Nokia ringtone in the Bush era. Today? I wish I could have the ringtone I wanted.

Are all paisleys fractals?

Filing your staircase mnemonic in my mind right next to this banger for the Great Lakes.

You’re wrong. They also do this in North Korea.

cleverly also called “dogfooding”

Haven’t you shown her the chart with the pirates? Can’t argue with science.

Philippines- and rosary-loving atheist here. She’s a keeper.

Win–win, Pangloss

I’m sure my Mac can open my 2004 .sit file. Don’t question me. 🧐

Anyone else get ptsd flashbacks to:

• “aitch tee tee pee ess colon backslash backslash…” or
• “the email address is all lowercase, all one word…”

Mail paper checks in the amount of nine dollars and ⁹⁹/₁₀₀ every now and again.

I’ve done my best to include °C conversions of all my °F. What more do you people want.

Since we’re here, I had covid one time and had to shop online for stuff that came in ounces, quarts, pints, and liters, and even without brain fog, I can tell you that comparing prices and sizes against apples, oranges, and furlongs (⅛ miles (≈⅕ km (but this is an argumentum ad absurdum))) is the most unsatisfying garbage that has ever been.

In conclusion, what if God did bless America ?

those bent on self-destruction do not expect to be unsuccessful

Expectations of success are actually part of what get people there in the first place

I hated this song as a kid. I adoooooore it now.

China’s really that cheap? 3% did you say?!

This is originally he. Voilà moi. It was I.

I miss real keyboards for the numberpad and the Home and End and the Pages Up and Down. Plus all the satisfying noise they made. Had no idea I needed this, too.

Oh right. Also bring your scriptures or a turntable with the two swimsuits so you can experiment with new material during the sendoff.

F3 lets you edit an Excel cell without using your damned mouse on Windows. So handy, I added the shortcut to my non-Windows setup.