He is getting married in a foreign country soon

Where is he getting married? Plan a nice holiday in this country and take half a day to attend the wedding just for showing your face. Stand at the back of the room, make sure enough people see you to say you were there, then slowly back away and continue with your nice holiday of the country.

Or save your money and get absolutely loaded on blackjack and hookers back home.

Yes.

Also no.

As much as they are still Nazis in the USA, yes.

Wait till your management team hires AI to be operated by off shore workers!

I also understand

I thought the ban was a threat. What they really want is the success of Tiktok to be owned by the US. That’s why they were happy at one point if Tiktok sold to a US company.

Made in the USA… or taken by force.

Better music, better life outlook, better jobs… take me with you.

Are dropping kettle bells on your wooden flooring or something 🤣.

I don’t think I can ever let my parents know I’m an atheist and with that seems to go my chance of having kids.

I know at first it sounds difficult because you care for your parents. But this is your life and whether they choose to respect your choices or not is up to them. If you want kids, have kids. If you want to be an atheist, be an atheist. If you want to dye your hair blue, dye your hair blue.

Your parents don’t have to agree with your choices (as long as you’re not breaking the law or anything like that)… but they should respect you and your choices.

TL;DR: Don’t live for your parents, live for you.

Reggaeton

Everything named Concord crashed and burned as a result of overconfidence.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concorde

Definitely Swamp Thing for me. I would also pay to see that cross over.

Do… do you think these are Gungans?

Meesa no wanna bunga a cowa. No no, nosa.

We do… but we don’t need to. Just force of habit.

Travel somewhere nice

Light switch Spider. Can turn your lights out in an instant. Fucking deadly!

Thing is… this sort of makes sense if you say it with a hint of sarcasm. But curiously the only people that use this phrase are Americans. And we all know how much they understand sarcasm 🤣.

Not putting the toilet seat down.

If I push too hard and one comes out… will it fit down the shower drain? Or will I have to break it up with my hands.

These were mad times, mind you.

I tell you hwat, I’m gonna wup your ass son.