Methinks the point they were making was calling it a webcam before the web existed. It’s a point of pedantry I can respect.

Ukelele.

I don’t know 1 day old spam account, they probably care very little about your opinion.

And became a banana instead, what an inspiration!

Only if he tells it right!

Emo Philips:

“Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!” He said, “But nobody loves me.” I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?” He said, “Yes.” I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?” He said, “A Christian.” I said, “Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?” He said, “Protestant.” I said, “Me, too! What denomination?” He said, “Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?” He said, “Northern Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879 or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.” I said, “Die, heretic!” And I pushed him off the bridge.”

Nokia 6133, Flip phone that had a button which popped it open. Nothing else has felt as cool as pushing that button to answer a call.

Not quite. That’s how some people have chosen to interpret it, the words of the joke made it clear he was saying the person who did the murdering should himself be killed, while the 2 people he killed were already dead. Pretty obvious what he meant.

I approve of this joke!

Woh, thanks for all that! I have full backups going through restic so I can’t use that as an excuse not to play around with this over the weekend, heh

Ohh interesting, I have CrowdSec going but I like the sound of Iocaine as well, anything to screw with scrapers since that’s still on the to do list (robots.txt, etc).

It wouldn’t be a fediverse post without half the comments being off topic and the other half arguments about very specific and very inconsequential subjects =-)

Good call, I did check that and my router (Google) doesn’t have that option, that’s why I went with the surprisingly annoying script, heh.

There’s supposed to be a picture of Picard clapping here but it’s erroring and won’t let me upload, even thought it did in another reply, so… thanks for helping me find a bug?

This is my first hosting experience outside some game server type stuff, and I only access Lemmy from an app, so as stupid as this is gonna sound I actually had a lightbulb moment halfway through realizing I was making an actual website with a URL…

Sweet, this was my first “off instance” post test, glad it all seems to be working so far.

Well I decided my instance needed a personality, and it was the most logical choice.

Sure, I’ll gladly mention anything else that comes up. I know of some small things I still need to look at but am planning to let my brain rest a few days first, heh.