Little red hatchback: Elmo Blue SUV with a big, ugly nose: Gonzo

Fatal Racing

Yes! There is a website somewhere that has a tonne of fake os screens - updating/upgrading windows, bsod loop etc.

Run a scary looking one of those, disconnect mouse/keyboard so it can’t be interrupted and let the boss discover it

Heat transfer kits - some have thermostats that can control the flow else flick them on manually:

https://www.mitre10.co.nz/shop/heating-cooling/heating/heat-transfer-kits/c/RS2063?inStockNationwide=false&inStockSelectedStore=false&sort=RELEVANCY