Ooh this is a good one, especially considering that in order to have a yacht you also have to hire a whole crew and pay for docking it.

Kids don’t event know the folder struture of their Home directory, so why would they know what a File System is? Lol

The current ones are gasket-mounted

I’ve just remembered that Pulsar also sells ISO TKL keebs, I think those might check all of your boxes. There is a Hall Effect one and a traditional mechanical one

MonsGeek has some ISO keyboard kits! Their website is kinda confusing but you can easily find them on AliExpress