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Play without the power suit in OG Metroid

I knew two girls who learned sign language just to gossip during class

I was in a similar situation. A few weeks after I got hired, the project I was hired for was cancelled, so they “benched” me.

I spent three months being paid to do whatever I wanted, didn’t even need to go to the office. It was nice at first, but I felt useless and miserable after a couple of months.

This made me understand why some people keep working long after they have enough to retire.

Recover from any injury by eating whole cheese wheels

Smartphones. Most people don’t need to buy the latest and greatest iPhone every year.

You should check out Frog Fractions

You should check out Dead Space 3 co-op mode. It’s basically what you described here.

Hollow Knight Silksong :(

Metal Gear Rising

Some annoying dumb fuck I don’t even remember the name anymore. That was almost a decade ago.

Dude was a compulsive liar, he would brag about being some sort of super genius, but couldn’t even understand basic instructions.

When he wasn’t slacking off, he was failing at doing the most basic tasks and annoying other people into doing it for him.

I think he didn’t even last three months on the job. Given his lack of shame, ability to confidently lie and over hype his non existent qualities, I imagine he must be a successful politician or CEO nowadays.

Happened when management started treating the IT department like crap and demanding we work overtime with no extra pay. Almost all the experienced developers left in the spam of a year.

Before I left, I told them they would never be able to assemble such a good team again. Four years later and they are still struggling to keep the department running, according to a friend that chose to stay. The few developers they are able to hire are either terrible or quit after a while.

I get the feeling the same will happen in my current job :/