Oh. Oh no.

Thank you!

lol oh really? That’s interesting. 😂

I can see the powers that be plotting an assassination. A rational, kind leader that doesn’t allow corporate greed? Can’t have that!

Oh I can see it now. “I voted for you! Why won’t you return my DMs?!”

Lisa Simpson

Very. If you’re not careful, it will take over and destroy you.

Don’t use your thumb to check a pulse, you’ll mistake your own pulse for theirs.

ETA: Doh, you said different rooms. 🤦🏽‍♀️😂 Well I’ll still leave this somewhat helpful advice here.

If you use Mlem can you do both?

You can try Xitter.

I had an insane work week, and I finally got to sleep in a little today. When I tell you I felt like my 8-year-old self going to Disney 😂

If that’s the case, then we should shun these traitors.

I haven’t tried pineapple on a burger, but I wouldn’t rule it out. I think Ray Kroc wanted to introduce something called the “Hula Burger” at McDonalds.

Yeah when I was 15. 😂 The manager suddenly got huffy. The interview was at Target, so no big loss.

Yes! I remember getting one for my birthday, and the damn thing died in 2 hours.

Pizza and weed. ❤️