platysalty

How much did it cost?

Illiterate. I can learn to read again.

The funniest part is that the first VTuber pretended to be an AI.

The iyashikei genre needs more love. It’s the perfect type of show for after a long day at work.

And I had a crush on the voice that said pterodactyl

It’s Pokemon! The pokemon craze was going full swing when I was a kid in the late 90s. But damn, foreign plastic toys were expensive as heck. I’ll forever be grateful to my parents for getting that level of bs junk for me

Malaysia: thank God it’s not us this time.

Smile and nod, baby! Just smile and nod and they’ll shut up soon!

Charizard in a pokeball.

I grew up poor as shit, so that’s a minor miracle in my books.

I think even if it’s OC, it’s fine if you very clearly credit it.

No creative is gonna get angry at someone going “hey check out this cool content I found by this person”

Ask for the difference in behaviour between apple seeds and baseball cards, or anything equally nonsensical.

A human would go “bro wtf”

There’s liquid soap, you know. Didn’t need to shove anything inside anywhere to stay clean.

pistols at dawn.

And give the bear mafia a chance to send assassins after me? Pistols right now.

I’m pretty sure if you just search the term “cyberpunk” you’d find at least five stories that start like this.

Dinosaur wings. Hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

And then the fridge horror kicks in.

Someone irresponsible out there is gonna use this to build a bridge or something equally dangerous.

Today I learned that potatoes are active

I’m interested as hell, but I live in a country where all the cool new stuff never shows up (Malaysia) until it’s too late.

I’ll be back in a few years

And if something breaks, it’s not an emotional thing any more. I know I can fix it, I have the ability and the desire.

Fixing stuff breaking is honestly half the fun. Weird love hate thing.