Become by Beach House

Smith, probably.

My justification of procrastination skill is maxed out.

Beehaw as an instance doesn’t have nearly enough content to justify defederation. It wouldn’t be missed if they moved somewhere else.

That being said, I do enjoy the discussions and would personally be disappointed to see it move or be closed off, but not enough to move with it.

Seriously, how has there not been a survival RPG Battle Royale in the style of the Hunger Games?

Create a character with certain traits and skills using the same number of allotted points that everyone gets, then survive for 30 minutes to win.

Could be a bow hunter or a nature specialist, a sword fighter or a trap-maker. You could be strong, tall or fast and small with the ability to climb trees or swim better. How has this not been made yet?

Because it should take you about 2 minutes to brush your teeth.

If you’re actually brushing for 6 minutes straight, you’re overdoing it and damaging your enamel and gums.

Brush gently, floss thoroughly.

Your opinion on the Oxford comma?

YouTube Music has this feature currently.

It’s alright, but I’ve left YT Music because of all the bullcrap algorithmic stuff they’re doing too.

I personally like Argon a lot.

Radon kinda looks like a fancy Comic Sans

Definitely provide a visible way to accept donations. No reason you should have to pay for all the costs of running this completely on your own. It’s the fediverse, spreading the load is kinda the point!

Nobody falls in love because of appearance. There’s nothing to interact with, it’s superficial. It’s the gift wrapping that grabs attention, but nothing else.

People can and will fall in love with a text-based AI, it’s inevitable. An AI doesn’t forget events, likes or dislikes, fears or passions; it will know you better than you know yourself. It’ll be able to make people feel better about themselves than any human can.

People have fallen in love over internet chats since they were invented. AI chatbots are just going to be better at that interaction. And then add the exact voice that is attractive to a person and it’ll be hard not to fall in love.

I pay for YouTube and I think people need to stop complaining so much about ads if they’re not willing to support the infrastructure or the creators they likely watch hours and hours of content from.

I also think Google is charging too much and should decouple music from videos, but that’s another subject.

This is a dumb take. Being behind a paywall means it’s not controlled by Google and its ad network.

Are these webpages and people just supposed to work for free?

Hmm, this gives me a funny idea about a genie that is freed from his lamp, grants the three wishes, then has to figure out what to do now.

So he decides to become a programmer at some FinTech company.

Call it “Cubicle Genie.”

So that last one is feasible in the near future with UWB chips. It allows devices to know where other devices with the chips in them are.

And with Snapdragon Seamless announced this week, that future seems very close.

Oh, a low-tier fast food restaurant in the US. That joke will be funny to some people.

Maybe lay off the Arby’s for a while.

Personally, liking Rick and Morty feels like a red flag for a certain type of person these days. The kind that thinks being a dick is a positive and claims you have to be a genius to understand the show.

I got my wife through Tinder (I’m a man). I paid for it a few times because I did find it easier to get through the thousands of swipes it takes.

But that’s not without literal years of trying and getting very few dates out of it. For men, it takes a long time to find someone that will actually give you a chance because women can be really discerning with how many men are on the app. And from what I’ve heard from women, there are lots of creeps on there.

Keep trying and it’ll work eventually.

We need to ban the acoustic guitar players from parties. They’re vibe killers and they don’t even realize it.

Who actually wants to sit around in a silent group to watch some guy or girl sing a slow acoustic cover of Bruce Springsteen?