“Sir? Sir! It is well past time for you to begin your day. Yes, sir, I am well aware work, as you put it ‘sucks ass’, but never the less, it is time to rise and shine. I will be back tomorrow at the same time.”
Do you cut it in spring so it’s long in winter?
Begrudgingly given upvote. Sigh.
Ooooh. So close. Care for a third try?