Was going to comment this one.

Smh. So gross.

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Why not make your own? A simple cashew cheese + nooch, is nutritious and taste good.

Myoko is a great brand for all their plant-cheeses.

Removable batteries

Batteries that lasted a week.

Multi-colored LED notification light - better yet the Nexus One trackball + multi-colored LED light in one.

Headphone jack is always nice. I don’t use it anymore, if anything USB-C dongle is fine.

An indestructible phone. Nokia and Sony Ericsson had some phones that were stronger than a brick. This weak glass sucks.