I once met a blonde haired blue eyed gold star lesbian, who would only date other gold star lesbians … it came as no shock at all that she was intensely racist.

Some people completely lack introspection and empathy, and they won’t change their views until they’re about to be crushed by the machine they themselves have been feeding.

Automatic cow tipper - does the hard work so you don’t have to!

Could also be used to tip over other kinds of animal in theory, however we haven’t field tested that functionality.

At least it makes for a good drunken gross-out story, when I can add all the gory little details.

Last time I told it was to a guy who was clearly out of his depth after being served dog meat and black eggs. He went so pale … maybe in the long term it was worth it, lol

Not really, it didn’t exactly improve my relationship with her

I worked at an abbatoire for a while. Dodged the worst stuff no problem … except for one time with green puss from an abscess in a cow. It must have been under a lot of pressure.

I cut the abscess out and showed it to a woman I didn’t like in quality control. She threw up. It was my fault, so I had to clean that up, and I didn’t get to go home early to clean myself.

It was not a great job.