How about a federated dildo.

So how far have you gotten with your plans for NZ? I ask because I always see people commenting about doing that but 99.9% of them are just venting.

“activitypub wordpress plugin” three words that don’t belong together . I want to blog on the fediverse, but i don’t want wordpress.

In many other countries (such as mine) you dont use tax software. The government figures out what you owe or overpaid. Because they have all the info they need to know that.

Last year I had the all you can eat mexican buffet on Christmas eve. I ended up having a “brown Christmas.”

What came first was a CEO decided he wanted a new holiday home and a 5m raise.

Your MamaSystem

There are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in the entire solar system.

holy shit you barbarians.

What’s clearing leave? Is that an American concept?

They shrunk their breakfast sausage product line and focus on grass fed meats.

Exciting. What do you plan to spend your $2 on?

Lingy with baked beans. Cut each bite and eat with fork. Run each bite in the bean slurry.

I’m very excited about the disk defragmentation tool being added and the new grocery shopping price comparator matrix. This is a fantastic ereader.

Thanks pal. The phosphoric acid in the soda burnt my asshole. Now I cant wipe at all.

Better: Bless the meat, damn the skin, open your kisser and cram it in.

No. If it isnt worth reading now then it isn’t worth reading

Most public bathroom tissue is exactly one molecule thick.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR SKEEZIX.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

Dont feel bad, the smartest kid in our school now pumps gas.