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Alternate shaved and not shaved so your chin is striped, trust me

(for real though, I think the beard looks good)

All I can say with certainty is it’s not me

I’m pretty sure I call them weed whackers, but I’ve heard weed eater not irregularly. I’m up in the Washington area.

He’s wonderful and I adore him 💜

Edit: For context, our washing machine hasn’t turned on for ten months, and I’d been going to the laundromat biweekly. It abruptly started working a couple days ago, so we’re excitedly washing everything

Staple a tarp to the ceiling so it hangs down in front

If I remember right it was a lot of frozen meals and plastic silverware

I was in my early twenties, and having a fight with my husband over dishes. I was sick of always being the one to do them, and demanded he take a turn. He didn’t want to, so I simply declared i wasn’t going to do dishes again until he did a load.

I held fast. It took two months, but he finally did the dishes, which involved throwing a lot of moldy stuff away. He’s much better about helping with dishes now lol

I had a pretty low key day today, and things went smoothly and painlessly. Just had to:

1: Get dressed for sexy Sunday

2: Go shopping for a friend’s last minute birthday present

3: See said friends, hang out for a bit

4: Go home

5: Make dinner

Step five is all that’s left, and prep is done so it should be easy peasy.

I feel bad for you though, that’s a brutal work schedule. I remember doing 50-55 hour weeks and not having any time or energy left to really care for myself, doing even more than that is just wild to me. I hope it’s at least setting you up for a lovely future!

In Magic the Gathering it’s usually correct to wait to play instant spells until your opponent’s turn, either on their upkeep or end step in most cases. Waiting as long as you can gives you more information to make the best play.

They’re good too, I forgot to list them lol. Great call!

Some of my favorites are:

Delain (who I’m seeing live tonight!)

Nightwish

Xandria

Epica

Jinjer

Arch Enemy

The Agonist

Crypta

Blackbriar

Cellar Darling

Butcher Babies

Spiritbox

Eleine

In This Moment

Nervosa

Frantic Amber

Within Temptation

Infected Rain

I’ve been worrying about this transpiring since 01/20

I’m not sharing my plans online.

I tend to go grocery shopping in as little clothing as I can still be comfortably warm in, but society still isn’t super keen on public nudity so I avoid it even though it’s legal here. I just think it oughta be more acceptable.

Nudity. It’s just not a big deal, I think we could all stand to feel more comfortable and secure in our bodies and less ashamed.

That’s not what a straw man is.

I’m the most awful by merit of being an obnoxious idiot, and not yet but there’s still plenty of time

I don’t want to be celebrated, so it’s up to other folks if they want to celebrate my birthday. I’m certainly not going to remind them.

I went dirt bike riding with my dad and my brother. My brother hadn’t ridden in a while, so dad started to go over the basics with him. He had other ideas however.

“I know what I’m doing”, my brother complained, interrupting the explanation. He then proceeded to start the bike, rev the handle all the way, and dump the clutch. He popped a wheelie and got maybe five feet before he fell over. Funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

Touched an arm to the air fryer basket accidentally, now I’ve got a lovely horizontal scar on the side of my wrist