toynbee

Sorry, friend.

When I was a kid, I perused a book called “Are You Normal?”

I’m not sure whether that’s it. My copy was blue.

Anyway, reading it, I was surprised to learn that 4-6 times a day is apparently not a normal amount of times to pee.

08 is an unreasonable birth year to have. You’re simply too young. Stop it.

If only he’d stand up.