Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de to Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world · 4 days agoLocal hospital wants to make it really sure nobody is taking the shortcut to the morgue in the basement...discuss.tchncs.deimagemessage-square62linkfedilinkarrow-up1372arrow-down12
arrow-up1370arrow-down1imageLocal hospital wants to make it really sure nobody is taking the shortcut to the morgue in the basement...discuss.tchncs.deMultiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de to Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square62linkfedilink
minus-squaremodus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 days agoIn Amerikkka, they’ll bill your family for cleaning you off the floor.
minus-squareBygoneNeutrino@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-23 days ago…if someone decided to jump off my second floor balcony, I would probably send somebody the bill. You’re not allowed to clean it up with a shovel and a pitch fork; you have to hire an expensive biohazard team.
minus-squareDelphia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days ago“I’M GONNA JUMP!!!” “Go for distance! Make sure you land on public property!”
In Amerikkka, they’ll bill your family for cleaning you off the floor.
…if someone decided to jump off my second floor balcony, I would probably send somebody the bill. You’re not allowed to clean it up with a shovel and a pitch fork; you have to hire an expensive biohazard team.
“I’M GONNA JUMP!!!”
“Go for distance! Make sure you land on public property!”