That shit would not fly at my local Costco. I stopped for the first time on a weekday morning and it was a bloodbath of efficient cart movement. I almost died because I was too slow grabbing a bag of sugar and putting it in my cart in a fluid motion.

Bless those people, though they scare me.

Now the motherfuckers that show up later in the day after they start handing out free samples, on the other hand…