SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoHow many sexual partners have you had?message-squaremessage-square104linkfedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down124
arrow-up127arrow-down1message-squareHow many sexual partners have you had?SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square104linkfedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41arrow-down1·1 day agoCongratulations, you’re the ten thousandth six hundred and forty third that she’s had and also that low on her list to call back.
minus-squarenetvor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·20 hours ago ten thousandth six hundred and forty third damn! … that’s my favorite number, I wanted to be that … th. (my second favorite number is a 999999 so i better rush…)
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·1 day agoShe remembers you well with those two pumps and a squirt.
minus-squarereader@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up26·1 day agothat was the other guy, I was the one with two lumps and a shirt
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·24 hours agoOh she calls me back. You can call me Back Shot Daddy.
Congratulations, you’re the ten thousandth six hundred and forty third that she’s had and also that low on her list to call back.
damn! … that’s my favorite number, I wanted to be that … th.
(my second favorite number is a 999999 so i better rush…)
that sounds about right hahaha
She remembers you well with those two pumps and a squirt.
that was the other guy, I was the one with two lumps and a shirt
Oh she calls me back. You can call me Back Shot Daddy.