- Most outrageous / unbelievable lies
- Most offensive / dangerous lies
- Most “adult meant it as genuine advice but it’s laughably out of touch” lies
- Lies you wish you still believed
- Lies you took as truth and didn’t question it until you were way too old
I thought people usually chased the dragon, rather than running away.
That’s what happens when you do drugs, you end up chasing a dragon, which ends up much worse than running from one.
That’s what they meant about being a lie