PrimeErective

Dear Salt,

I hope this message doesn’t find you. May your beers be warm and your showers frigid.

Cold regards, Prime

Did you mean to post this on shittyasklemmy?

iSame

I saw a full rainbow from a plane once. It was sick

Personal is crazy

Good to know. I always thought it would be more exciting to jump from the top!

Damn, I gotta get one of those negative mortgages

Maybe it got hit by a car and the “other side” is the afterlife

Got any grapes?

Brylcreem

Creatine

And a bag of Charlie Sheen

Was that the one with the quick reload battery slot, or was that the v10? Either way those phones were sick

That’s pretty lit that you learned that today

Portugal and whatever the fuck this is

TARANTULA

Oh no, they’re offline…

Anyway

Do you know where Napoleon keeps his armies?

Evidenced by the “Baby on Board” stickers