Snailpope

I miss having it, I still occasionally forget I don’t have it. I would use it to select tabs, open programs, scroll pages, zoom in and out. I loved it, I’m legit thinking of replacing my current laptop screen with one that is a touch screen.

Ruby, Sapphire, Amethyst, Greg

I want to do this very thing if/when I have an electric car. I specifically want that old school cartoon jalopy sound. Put put put put BANG BANG put put put put

At a festival, very intoxicated, had lost track of my friend. I drew a circle in chalk on the ground, sat cross legged in the center, and placed my palms on the ground. With all of my mental focus I inwardly chanted his name while visualizing pulses of energy flowing out of my hands and away from the circle. A few moments later he tapped me on the shoulder and said ‘I went to Jimmy John’s to get us some sandwiches’. Most magical turkey tom of my life.

Deviled eggs, I make mine with some jalapeño relish for a crunchy kick

This is honestly just genuinely good life advice

Yea, but it’s just not as satisfying knowing thousands of people didn’t die building it

Definitely the second one. Some one needs to build their mansions and resorts before they get there. Our blood will be there red carpet

This

There is clearly a secret Bigfoot preserve or if you believe scp-1000 a super advanced civilization of hyper-inteligent homonids we colloquially refer to as bigfoot

Forever shut and made of wood,

That’s what I am. My head’s no good

now that it by a stone was struck.

Old spectacles bewitched with muck

repose within me by the score.

I’m just a cupboard, nothing more.

-Dancelot Wordwright

Featured in the novel The City of Dreaming Books, written by his authorial godson Optimus Yarnspinner. Translated from Zamonian and Illustrated by Walter Moers

Check out LoZ: Link’s awakening. Easily some of the most beautiful music of the gameboy / color era, in my personal opinion

Because a bunch of them are also child rapists