Users: We want OS wide dark UI, updates that don’t crash the system, less/no AI baked in, and no ads.

Microslop: Good news! We’ve baked AI into every app even notepad! But wait a few updates because right now we’re imploding SSDs! We’ve also released a new ad algorithm that sends you personalized ads based on "anonymous user data we didn’t illegally collect!

Microslop: We can’t figure out why they’re so upset!

So all they’re doing it making you a "teen’ account if you don’t want to verify. All that means is you can’t join “mature” discords like porn and stuff like that. For gaming with friends it won’t matter.

Shower cutie is awesome. Might be because it’s so cold in hot water so it feels good.

Yeah, as a car guy knowing what things cost to repair these people who do this shit 5x a week aren’t even making money in the long term. The only way to be ahead is do like Uber during an event or on weekend nights at a bar area 10-3am. Even then you might not make money if there’s too many people doing it.

The moon is hollow. There’s a Why Files episode on it and it’s nuts.

It’ll be like the 70s in the US again. Rip out all the bullshit smog stuff and put on a new carb. Because a v8 mustang shouldn’t be making 130hp.

Yeah, I’d say they are in comparison. The problem is they’re really really expensive. I get it isn’t ever going to be cheap or cheaper to do it their way, but the buy in is like double to triple. That doesn’t include replacement/upgrade parts down the road. It’s worth it for a really small niche of people for sure though.

Rofl Microslop.

Users: We just want OS wide dark mode, AI not rammed down our throats, and non stop ads, and hopefully updates that don’t break everything repeatedly.

MS: We hear you loud and clear! We’re implementing AI into every single thing and the ADs will now be targeted based on information we’ve stol…collected from you!

MS: I don’t get it, why does everyone hate us?

The question is can they survive when their cars catch on fire at an alarming rate? https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/hundreds-cars-burn-byd-fire-130025851.html

And they say batteries aren’t to blame, because you know car seats, electric motors, and body panels are known for just randomly catching fire. It obviously wasn’t the batteries /s

Well I knew I wouldn’t because I planned on committing suicide. I have type 1 diabetes (since 9) so before I started having problems I would just not have to deal with it.

Unfortunately or fortunately I met my wife at 32 who had a 5 year old and now I’d feel bad doing it. At 42 I’ve had 2 heart attacks 3 stints and I’m stage 5 kidney failure on dialysis. All from being diabetic, controlled blood sugars my entire life, worked out 3 days a week, don’t drink or smoke (never have). I’m just “lucky”. I’m on the list to get a new kidney and pancreas at the start of 2027, but we’ll see what happens. I’ve already made my peace so I just live one day at a time. Had a seizure and was intubated for 24 hours, for no reason doctors tell me about 3 months ago.

So yeah the plan was 35 and be done. Then this amazing woman messed it up.

Dang, you’ve really thought this out huh?

If I tell you, then people will know about it, which is why I like it.

From what I’ve read, the “dating” meat market apps are doing horrible. I doubt they want to invest in a sinking ship, at least more than they have to.

Damn. You’re diabolical.

Sounds like someone needs a double dose of… FREEDOM! /s

Took long enough lol.

For sure everyone in that list should get mandatory 5 years for just being on the list. More if there’s other instances.

For sure, lobbyists need to be gone period.

I don’t honestly think you could rewrite the Constitution and have it be impartial in the slightest. Maybe if you pulled 100+ random Americans and put them in a room for a year with no outside contact. There’s no politician that isn’t bought already that should do it.

My question is, how drunk were they when someone was like “let’s give cocaine to salmon and see what happens”

One plus 15, you can use it in a hot tub or shower. It’s IP89X or something crazy.