No… you haven’t.
LLMs aren’t AI, let alone AGI.
They’re fucking prediction engines with extra functions.
The best description I’ve ever heard of LLMs is “a blurry jpeg of the internet”. From the perspective of data compression and retrieval, they’re impressive… but they’re still a blurry jpeg. The image doesn’t change, you can only zoom in on different parts of it and apply extra filters, and there’s nothing you can truly do about the compression artifacts (what we call “hallucinations”). It can’t think, it can’t learn, it just is, and that’s all it will ever be.
So are we. Your definition of AI also seems off. It’s a field of computer science dealing with seemingly cognitive algorithms. Basically everything that is not rule based programming. I work in AI production since over ten years. It is absolutely valid and necessary to hate AI, but not to deny technical functionality. Also the other answer to your comment: of course training a neural network is a form of learning. Wether it is by reinforcement or by training data. There are many applications of ML since many years before LLMs, it makes no sense to deny that it exists.
What’s your psychology background?
I get that you’re trolling but I don’t understand where you’re coming from. Why psychology?
It’s an industrial sized prediction engine. And when you apply that to bioscience, it predicts things that saves lives.
Literally the story above this in my feed is OpenAI shutting down expensive services 😂
You goofy goobers
If I was a NVDA investor, I’d be worried. This clown is doing nothing but gaslighting and lying these days.
But you’re wrong, you’re all wrong!
This guy has completely lost the plot. I don’t think it’s possible to be even more disconnected from reality.
That man is a verbal slut. He will say anything.
Maybe he’s the AI? Hence why he just says shit investors want to hear.
Even the AI doesn’t say as many bullshit things as he does. Though I guess if you gave it the instructions “say anything that might make the nvidia stock price go up” then an AI might say the bullshit he does.
You nailed it in the second half. The prompt is the most important part, if it’s idiots prompting expect bullshit results.
I think you’re a bullshitting con artist.
Grifter gonna grift
>You think you’ve achieved AGI
>I know you haven’tWe are not the same
These fuckers will claim whatever nonsense to keep themselves relevant enough to take on more debt before they collapse.
They are going to create a success story where someone becomes a billionaire with an AI doing everything. Then idiots will chase that dream for a hundred years and fill these rich fucks bank accounts.
Looking at their history they were always able to create markets for their GPUs and AI has been obviously incredible for them. There will be the next hot thing after AI and they’ll try to have that, too. The alternatives to CUDA are not there yet, ROCm is still lacking and fiddly. I see a lot of things happening but NVIDIA collapsing for whatever reason is not part of that.
I agree, they start to sound desperate to keep their current momentum going. I think the bubble will burst soon. Things look solid until they’re not.
Geez. You can almost smell the desperation on this guy.
Well, he wears the same leather jacket 24/7 so he can’t smell good.
if agi then why still jobs?
Fun fact: if true AGI were a thing, those AI programs would be people and not paying them for their work would be slavery.
This is honestly one of the scarier parts about the rhetoric, they’re basically implying they would happily enslave a sentient being.
In theory, you could imagine a totally unconscious intelligence, that can make intelligent decisions but has no conscious experiences / is not sentient. Of course I don’t know if such a system would be actually possible. But it is at least conceptually possible to separate the two ideas (consciousness/sentience vs intelligence)
Average Gaslighting Idiot.
AKA “a CEO.”
Worth a read if anyone is interested: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2026/02/16/what-is-claude-anthropic-doesnt-know-either
My favorite part is Anthropic has a bot in the cafeteria that orders what staff request and if the bank balance goes to zero or negative, then it loses and has to close up shop.
This far, nearly all employees have a 1” tungsten cube on their desk that some managed to get for free with a fake 100% off coupon.
It’s a fun experiment in what happens when these agents start doing things in the real world and I commend Anthropic for putting it on display. A real hype train killer.
As a technologist, I work with them all day, every day. I wouldn’t trust them to do my laundry without oversight, let alone run a business.
Oh yes we have achieved AGI! But what we really need is Artificial General Super Intelligence! Just another trillion and it will be useful bro!
