She can move silently about the house at night and sneak up on anyone.
She’s extremely agile and can climb things that her older siblings have difficulty with.
She’s a complete klepto
She’s completely fearless
And today she’s turned her attention to lock picking.
There I am taking a dump when I hear a rummaging sound from the lock of the bathroom door. Moments later I look up at her grinning and brandishing the pair of plastic sunglasses she used to gain entry to the bathroom.
Should I encourage this progression to a life of crime? She clearly has a talent for it. Or is there a more legal application of these talents?


Sounds like she has a promising career in penetration testing