Nothing is ever so bad it can’t get worse.
Probably not a common saying, but it’s my saying. And it has proven true time and again.
all cops are bastards
I’m in London. What is this cop that you speak of?
Prevention is better than cure
too much prevention and maybe the cure is better.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
This saying doesn’t work in most countries
measure twice
cut oncehmm. I prefer to live by “I’ve cut it three times and it’s still too short”
Measure once
Cutoncetwice
Measure again
Cut another timeI am an ardent believer in it, given how many times it has saved our assets at work, often to the point of annoying people. That said, I usually end up being right for insisting on more time and/or data, so it’s all good.
However, my spoonerific brain always gets this twisted to “measure once, cut twice”.
I unknowingly wrote this once in a comment about asking for more metrics during a design review.
My colleague (the author of said design document) replied with the relevant metrics and a comment saying “measure never, cut forever”. :D
measure never, cut forever
Im stealing that xD that’s a good one
If it doesn’t work, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Accidentally Capitalism towards workers?
Upvoted because it is true by design.
If it aint broke, don’t fix it
I’m not fixing it, I’m upgrading it.
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s probably a duck.
Crap in crap out
haste does, indeed, make waste.
All those things about your mom are true.
It is what it is.
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Birds of a feather flock together
Imagine a bunch of random and different birds in one flock…
badass burd gang found family.
how come DreamWorks hasn’t made that movie already
“Birds if a feather” coming soon
“A stitch in time saves nine”