Everyone at Costco on a weekday morning who is walking a little too leisurely. These aisles are for the living and I want to check you into the goddamn boards.
That shit would not fly at my local Costco. I stopped for the first time on a weekday morning and it was a bloodbath of efficient cart movement. I almost died because I was too slow grabbing a bag of sugar and putting it in my cart in a fluid motion.
Bless those people, though they scare me.
Now the motherfuckers that show up later in the day after they start handing out free samples, on the other hand…
Everyone at Costco on a weekday morning who is walking a little too leisurely. These aisles are for the living and I want to check you into the goddamn boards.
That shit would not fly at my local Costco. I stopped for the first time on a weekday morning and it was a bloodbath of efficient cart movement. I almost died because I was too slow grabbing a bag of sugar and putting it in my cart in a fluid motion.
Bless those people, though they scare me.
Now the motherfuckers that show up later in the day after they start handing out free samples, on the other hand…