SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoHow many sexual partners have you had?message-squaremessage-square104linkfedilinkarrow-up149arrow-down124
arrow-up125arrow-down1message-squareHow many sexual partners have you had?SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square104linkfedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40arrow-down1·1 day agoCongratulations, you’re the ten thousandth six hundred and forty third that she’s had and also that low on her list to call back.
minus-squarenetvor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·18 hours ago ten thousandth six hundred and forty third damn! … that’s my favorite number, I wanted to be that … th. (my second favorite number is a 999999 so i better rush…)
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·21 hours agoOh she calls me back. You can call me Back Shot Daddy.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·1 day agoShe remembers you well with those two pumps and a squirt.
minus-squarereader@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up25·1 day agothat was the other guy, I was the one with two lumps and a shirt
counting your mom?
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Congratulations, you’re the ten thousandth six hundred and forty third that she’s had and also that low on her list to call back.
damn! … that’s my favorite number, I wanted to be that … th.
(my second favorite number is a 999999 so i better rush…)
Oh she calls me back. You can call me Back Shot Daddy.
that sounds about right hahaha
She remembers you well with those two pumps and a squirt.
that was the other guy, I was the one with two lumps and a shirt