My wife now knows not to insist on pure cranberry juice, but rather to request a 100% juice blend and not “cocktail” (the cocktail is what the juice blend goes in). I finished the battery acid myself over the course of a few weeks, out of pure Floridaman cussedness. It was not pleasant.


Any liquid’s a shooter if you shoot it.
By that logic you could have a “shot” of straight vodka!
I mean - you can see how that’d be crazy, right.
At least once!
Or if it shoots you. Eh? Think about it.