GrammarPolice@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 5 days agoWhat phrases/sentences instantly reveal someone as a chud?message-squaremessage-square358linkfedilinkarrow-up1385arrow-down121file-text
arrow-up1364arrow-down1message-squareWhat phrases/sentences instantly reveal someone as a chud?GrammarPolice@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square358linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareThunderChunk@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up90arrow-down3·5 days ago“I’m not racist, but <insert extremely racist take here>.”
minus-squareSaneMartigan@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up33·5 days ago“I’m not racist, I hate everyone equally.”
minus-squaregarbagebagel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·edit-25 days agoIf you truly weren’t racist, you would hate everyone equitably. /s (this isn’t really sarcastic but its meant as a joke and I’m too tired to figure out how to express that)
minus-squareSergio@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoI’m not a joker, but I’d do it like: “/jk”
minus-squarelol_idk@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoBut what if I do hate everyone?
minus-squareClay_pidgin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 days agoThen you’re a misanthrope! You turn into a Miss every full moon.
minus-square6stringringer@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoThis may provide some more insight into how I end the night at every social event that I attend post covid.
minus-square6stringringer@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoYou are not alone. Unfortunately none of us give a shit enough to say hey what’s up fellow non shit giver? How the heck is your day going?
minus-square6stringringer@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoScrolled to find this. Originally I was going to comment with “I’m not racist or anything”. Close enough for jazz.
minus-squaretyler@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·5 days agoWe used to joke like this because it was such a dead giveaway that someone was racist. We started saying things like “I’m not racist but the weather is fantastic today!” Or “I’m not sexist, but do you think it’s gonna rain?”
minus-square6stringringer@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-24 days agoQ: How does every racist joke begin? A: With a look over each shoulder?🥸
minus-squarefrog_brawler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·4 days agoThis one can be fun to mess with, just taking it to a completely arbitrary place. ‘I’m not a racist but I had a salad for lunch yesterday.” “I’m not a racist but at some time later this week I need to take my car in for an oil change.” “I’m not a racist, but I think Family Guy used to be a lot funnier than it has been recently.”
“I’m not racist, but <insert extremely racist take here>.”
“I’m not racist, I hate everyone equally.”
If you truly weren’t racist, you would hate everyone equitably.
/s (this isn’t really sarcastic but its meant as a joke and I’m too tired to figure out how to express that)
I’m not a joker, but I’d do it like: “/jk”
But what if I do hate everyone?
Then you’re a misanthrope!
You turn into a Miss every full moon.
This may provide some more insight into how I end the night at every social event that I attend post covid.
You are not alone. Unfortunately none of us give a shit enough to say hey what’s up fellow non shit giver? How the heck is your day going?
Scrolled to find this. Originally I was going to comment with “I’m not racist or anything”. Close enough for jazz.
We used to joke like this because it was such a dead giveaway that someone was racist. We started saying things like “I’m not racist but the weather is fantastic today!” Or “I’m not sexist, but do you think it’s gonna rain?”
Q: How does every racist joke begin? A: With a look over each shoulder?🥸
Ya that is fun
This one can be fun to mess with, just taking it to a completely arbitrary place.
‘I’m not a racist but I had a salad for lunch yesterday.”
“I’m not a racist but at some time later this week I need to take my car in for an oil change.”
“I’m not a racist, but I think Family Guy used to be a lot funnier than it has been recently.”
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