I have a meeting in less than an hour where I have to present stuff so I panicked and decided to post this instead. hbu?
edit: meeting got delayed but should start in 5-10 mins. Also, I’m no longer in my underwear.
Joke’s on you I’m taking a massive shit right now.
I’m sitting in front if a machine worth about 30k I’m supposed to be using to take photos
So yeah that
Work…
Hey.
Shuddup! Don’t make me think about that.
wtf 😂
I clock in 4 mins and I’m eating chocolate covered pretzels. here’s my stuffy in the break room
am home
Teto!
Theoretically, something, but work has put me in a position where I have extremely little not only to do, but that I can do within my mandate. I’m fulfilling my one obligation, but it involves a rather lengthy wait.
I dont know. Im by myself working the whole day. Ive got a strong feeling theres stuff to do but im just kinda sat here watching the shop.
Paying attention to this presentation and waking myself to to give mine in 15 minutes and not sound like an undead drone.
Writing the Working Instructions for unsecured cargo trades or the tl;dr on the EU’s 21st sanctions package on Russia.
I am supposed to be monitoring the tsunami warning system in Kumamoto.
that sounds umm… could you do that please?
Its fine I had to mute it anyway, its been making a bloody beeping noise for the last twenty-five minutes. Never heard that before, very distracting.
Have you tried turning it off and then leaving it off? That worked for my carbon monoxide detector.
I might try that after dinner, the beeping was two short tones and two long tones which the user manual says is a type 096 system error, not to be muddled with two long tones and two short tones which means dangerous coastal flooding & powerful currents immanent.
(When the code repeats indefinitely, and you can’t remember which part was first.)
There’s a repair shop for those just up the hill from you.
you got a five thirteen!!!
What do all of these moving needles mean?
Sleeping.
Noyhing. Had an extremely productive day followed by about an hour of great sex.
Just reading the news before going to sleep. Scrolling Lemmy is part of my routine before sleep.
Starting dinner and have leftovers ready to take to work tomorrow, but fuck, I don’t want to move.
Tickets. I should resolve tickets. I should call people and tell them : ‘have you tried to turn it off and on again ?’ Everything is burning on this planet, but restarting computer seem very important to produce more items.
Have you considered how your job impacts the almighty productivity we as a society have decided to worship and enslave ourselves to? If we didn’t have that maximum output of dollars for assholes per sentient human being we couldn’t buy more shit or subscription services we don’t need with the pennies the assholes drop for us.
You’re a danger to society.
Working
