Ok before I hit the hay. You can turn into an animal at will. Your clothes and such won’t turn with you but mass is not conserved so you can turn into something much bigger or smaller. It has to be a real creature that does or has existed and I guess if you want a plant that would be fair game. For me its an albatross. could travel around the world. might even manage to carry something that is not to large if packaged right. I am a bit torn though as the ocean is large so maybe a sea creature would be better. like a killer whale. of course then its not great for getting somewhere inland.
A worm
I need to check if he’s telling the truth
Look, in fucking July, my species was renamed the fucking paradoxical sea Muppet (Australyichthys paradoxus), and I’m kind of fucking sore about it.
Fucking Muppet! I’m a fucking seahorse. Fucking look at me you fucking imbeciles. Human fucks! Always fucking with you, fucking shit up, fucking up naming shit, fucking up the sea, ffs they’re the fucking muppets
So, “seahorse” is my answer, thx
Do I get to turn back or is it a one and done thing?
If the latter, then probably a blue whale. I don’t really want to live as a whale but I do want to know in my dying whale breaths that they’ll never get the stench of my bloated 30 ton corpse out of the Australian parliament building.
no real gotchas outside of the stipulated it just your body and not what you are carrying. at will. keep your mind. no percentage life span carry over or such.
Nothing deep sea, I don’t want to deal with other creatures in an environment I can’t transform back.
Nothing flying, heights would scare me.
I am between an elephant and a racoon. Probably a racoon.
you know that is a good point. I mean flyer you might be able to transorm briefly and back and crushing depths is definately a no go. Your comment makes me more go to flyer to think about something ground based like orangatang which I kinda am feeling from a guys gorilla choice.
A crow.
I can fly, be a smart boi, give shiny things to people I like, and peck the heads of people I don’t like.
yeah and common enough to not stand out. at least in the us.
When OP opened talking about hitting the hay, I figured his animal would be a horse.
Yikes, imagine having to learn to fly. Sounds rough. I’d be a different human that I would call Rex so I could go to the store without worrying about anyone recognizing me. I’d just rather not have to worry about seeing anyone I know when I’m not in the mood.
so the idea is no real gotchas. you would have whatever natural instincts and aptitudes needed to function like the animal without it overwelming your judgement.
has existed
fuck yeah i’ma turn into a thylacine
i’d get so many scritches
Some kind of big cat like a jaguar or tiger sounds cool. Agile, fast, and strong; but also cute, fluffy, and can cuddle in a warm sunny spot. Might be hard to be a vegetarian, though. Maybe I only eat in human form or something? Brb making a new Pathfinder character.
Orson Welles. I want to turn into 1970’s Orson Welles.
Cat.
a brain eating ameba if I can choose a host.
otherwise, a Giganotosaurus. go big or go home, right?
Turn into an animal? Wtf are you? I am an animal. Humans are animals… so confused.
You know damn well what they mean
Doesn’t mean the question isn’t speciest. Sounds like they are the type of person that says shit like “animals don’t have souls and can’t feel.”
Animals dont have souls. Souls are made up.
Don’t spout your religious views as facts.
Golden Eagle. I could carry groceries.
