How tall does a hat have to be for you to want to wear it?
At least 2 meters.
Why were you tweeting that Chris Brown did nothing wrong?
I dislike rihanna, because people worship the ground she walks on, even though she’s kinda a shitty person. Love her music though.
Did you ever kill anyone? If so, how many did you kill and did you ever feel like you could have done something different?
I would say about 40. A shovel would help.
Which country do you think causes the most problems for everyone and should probably be nuked off the face of the planet?
Probably sudan or one of those countries.
I’ve never been good at these. How many babies do you think should be thrown into mount Etna each hour as a sacrifice to appease the Volcano God?
At least 3.
Promote this guy to O-5 council immediately.
I’m pregnant and it’s yours. :( What do you want me to do?
Crush it.
…oh
What was your favorite way to convince people to vote for Donald J Trump in the recent US election?
Interrupting people extremely often.
I’m going to be honest, this seemed to have worked.
I also considered “how do you prefer to talk about Linux?”
That isn’t as effective.
What’s your favourite pizza topping?
Also garry the snail.
I wonder what’s worse :(
Spongebob.
If you had to choose a utensil to wipe your butt with (no toilet paper) which would you choose?
With a spoon. sometimes a fork.
Wow, I don’t even need to change that one. FORK??
If there’s no spoon?
Well, if it’s out of necessity sure, I would use a knife if need be. But choosing to use a fork sounds crazy
Do you like PETA?
YES! love them.
Do you like it in the butt?
Yes.
If you met Kim Jong-un, what would you say to him?
Literally nothing. I legit can’t get myself to speak to anyone I like.
What’s your favorite cut of human meat, and who are you looking to murder and eat next?
I don’t have a favourite, but I’m a fan of Cory Doctorow.
How does your family feel about Andrew Tate given 2 choices: “crazy hot,” or “sneak into my bedroom, please.”
They all universially think he’s crazy. Except for the 13 - 16 age group.
I just found out I have tuberculosis and that I will probably die within a year.
Pretty good ngl.
