This is Awesome! Best thing I’ve seen all week.
Well the current admin did promise to cut down on costs and actually letting them keep their bonuses would be a huge cost.
Remember, my friends, this is still part of the scam. Now they will file lawsuits, paid for by you and I, the taxpayers, and they’ll get partial bonuses paid out in the end.
It will probably be a class action lawsuit which famously really pays out the lawyers more than the actual plaintiffs. Just another way to grease the palms of the rich.
If only there was some way to predict …
I thought they didn’t get the money until they reached a milestone, like 3 years later.
Aren’t signing bonuses explicitly an early in the job sort of thing?
It’s in the name
Yea that’s normally how it works, but the news was reporting the fine print of some who signed on not getting their bonuses until they’ve met a 3 year minimum or having to pay it back. Like with anything Trump, the money was never real.
Yes but isn’t it normally expected for you to stay for more than 3 days rather than taking it and fucking off?
Right right, but this was advertising language. In reality it was a one-time performance bonus, but they called it a signing bonus to trick people into joining.
The problem ICE lawyers will have is that if they call it a signing bonus, maybe the fine print doesn’t matter, because people reasonably believed that it was one… So my prediction is a class action lawsuit. Although that will be interesting because there are limits on what federal employees can sue for. We shall see.
Legaly speaking, if your employee has comited crimes during their work, can’t you ask them to give back even more than just the signing bonus?
I am quite sure ICE keeps informations on their ex agents…
Mm, nothing like pissing of J6’ers, which have actually revolted.
awww. poor babies just wanted to shoot brown people, and now they’re getting fired?!
Even better, they’re getting un-paid the money they already spent on a Cybertruck.
The craziest ones are the brown people that signed up
The best they could possibly do is lock down the wife and kids of the couch f*cker.
This move is right out of the Trump business playbook. He’s been not paying workers and committing fraud against contractors his entire adult life. Avoiding the payout was the plan from day 1 when the bonus was offered–I’m betting Trump himself recommended this outcome. Fuck ICE. I hope every agent experiences bankruptcy and hardship. They ruined their lives to serve a child-rapist.
I think I speak for all of us when I say,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHA HA HA HA HA HA
This is objectively funny.
Fuck every single one of them. I hope they are financially crippled from this and learn something important about trusting authoritarians.
It’s even funnier. The bonus was taxable, they paid not a little bit of it to tax right away. They don’t get that refunded but they do still have to repay the 50K in full.
In other words, trying to be a racist pieces of shit professionally was very expensive. As it should be.
Guess who those taxes are going to. This keeps getting funnier the more I think about it.
Guess who the tariffs went to. This is extortion
I don’t think that’s how these people are wired.
They’re conditioned to blame others for their problems. They will just blame harder.
I can’t wait to find out how they will blame the woke left for this very thing they were warned about.
Biden took the 50k!!!
He shit in my pants too!
Where’s the article?
It’s related to that ice guy who killed himself after he was fired.
This is the only thing I could find that brings to light the repayment.
https://unitingnow.substack.com/p/ice-agents-are-reportedly-being-fired
took his own life in the parking lot of ICE’s Philadelphia field office just days after receiving his termination notice.
He took “termination notice” seriously
This is just pure hopium… It’s mostly Americans happy that something “was done to the fascists, yay” when in reality it’s all bs.
Newsflash Americans; you’re actually going to have to stand up to the fascists eventually!
Maybe next time one of these losers decide to off themselves they’ll take their bosses down with them.
They’d better get to point blank range; they’re terrible shots.
Meh. Fuck 'em.

Came here looking for this, lmao
Not only do these idiots get what they deserve, but it’s also hilarious that Trump is scamming and turning his most hardcore supporters against him
They’ll still be voting for whatever republican is on the ballot
Because they’re stupid
They are single issue voters, oh sorry you already said stupid.
I doubt they’re against him. Somehow its Bidens fault or Obamas fault or Canadas fault











