Hacker man strikes again, sitting in his dark room with his hood up just so we know that he is definitely a computer hacker.
I remember back when was just recording movies with his phone.
mr fancypants has a big enough memory card for that
I get why the guy on the left has a death stare; the guy on the right looks like he wants to kill.
I will have you know that this is precisely my attire when I am programming computers.
Has anyone done a fanfic of hackerman and hatman falling in love? Like hatman shows up in the dark room and instead of being scared, they kiss.
Be the change you want to see in the world
Only the dim glow of the screen illuminated Hackerman, leaving his face in a shrouded mystery under his hood.
From the corner of Hackerman’s room, a figure crept out of the void. A nightmare silhouette crowned with a trillby hat. Hatman stood behind Hackerman, his cold strong hands squeezed Hackman’s shoulders.
The frenzy of typing ceased. Hackman spun around in his Respawn Pro chair. Their faceless expressions hide their desires.
“Are you not scared stiff?” Hatman whispered.
“Oh I’m stiff but not scared.” Hackman replied.
Hatman’s eyes moved down to Hackerman’s lap to see a tower of lust erected in his honor. He was shocked by the size.
“People only see me from the desk up, I have no need for pants.” Hackman said.
In a moment of passion Hatman spun around and dropped his shadow pants to expose his shadow love hole.
Looking over his shoulder Hatman said “No one can move because of all the benadryl and I just want someone to move me! Take me Hackman!”
Hackman stood and placed his nibble fingers around Hatman’s slender waist. He took one hand and lowered Hatman down with such force, his hat fell off. Than he thrusted deep.
“I’m in!” moaned Hackerman.
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You did it you crazy sonovabitch, you did it
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I am always curious how he does not see all those lit up numbers, letters or icons floating around his head.
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Cool. Now target the student loan borrower databases.
That’s how you get doorkickers instead of a lawsuit.
I think it was a joke, but the student loan borrower databases are backed up in salt mines.
It’s always funny to see the priorities. People were asking how the bunker owning billionaires were expected the AI/climate apocalypse to go for them and we had to point out that while your wealth, data, and all might be screwed up and lost, they have records of their ownership and your debt that will survive a nuclear war.
It is, to back your point up. My Jeeps AC broke within a week of getting fixed lol
I think it’s a pipe dream that been passed down by generations. It’s like Muskrat, Daddy’s like here’s a quarter million and now get out of the house so I can make my harem. Oh and do you want to spit roast the maid one more time or are you going to build your own harem like a big boy in the you ass of a?
Time to bring a garden hose
heh these mines are MASSIVE. Someone found the unedited version of Event Horizon in one. Only a little bit of the footage was recoverable, it’s a shame. The movie would have been even better with those scenes; it’s one of my favorite movies.
The idealist in me says “fuck yeah”
The pragmatist in me says “fuck, we’re gonna have to do more mandatory cybersecurity training next week”
Especially because it’s the same damn people every time that caused the security vulnerabilities in the first place. If Karen could just stop clicking on obviously spam emails we’d be fine.
I just flag every email from IT and HR as a phish
Thank you for your service, soldier
Sounds like Karen doesn’t get email priveleges anymore, on account of being a constant active threat vector.
Can’t do your job without email, you say? How tragic. If you learned how to use it properly the last seven times we had this discussion and referred you to mandatory phishing safety classes, this wouldn’t be a problem.
We’re just going to be sitting the middle of supply chain hacks until the cows come home. All that porting bullshit to rust might end up being the final answer.
Where are all the details? Shocking journalism
Looks like this may be the original source. It’s about two articles deep from OP.
You the real MVP
Look, we know they’re a Chinese-speaking hacker, what else do you need to know? /s
China bad.
Hacker bad.
The details in the article infer a few weak innefectual attacks. So epic.
It’s modern journalism, only the headline really matters… only a small percentage of people are going to read the article anyway.
It says AI right in the title, that’s going to bring all the attention and interaction on social media.
This was inevitable
LLMs are hacking tools actively used to commit cyber crimes. They should be shut down and deleted now.
And then only the criminals would have them. You know because criminals tend to break the law so making a tool that they used to break the law illegal wouldn’t really impaire them.
Criminals don’t own datacenters running the models that actually pose a threat.
No does anybody else, but apparently they have access to them well we wouldn’t even be talking about it.
There’s a lot of people in here who don’t know about open weight models that can run on an old 7900XTX.
The data center part of LLMs is how they’re going to try to make money off of LLMs. The technology to use it for nefarious uses is already loose in the world.
still built on theft. stop acting like running your own model means it wasn’t built on top of giant fucking theft.
I mean yeah, you’re right. Guess you missed the point…
No, you’re simply oblivious to the fact that it’s all built on theft. someone has to compute the inference, requiring tremendous amounts of resources, built on theft. you’re not going to keep the llm and destroy the data center, even if you steal the fucking model someone had to compute it.
but cute distractions kiddo
Your reading comprehension is lacking
right up there with your critical thinking skills.
lemmy users will miss any point you make, no matter how obvious, if it lets them jockey for attention.
it’s fascinating that you’re ignoring the premise while validating their ignorance.
childish, but fascinating.
Tripling down on that whoosh.
Thats a level of dedication you don’t see often these days.
Of course every criminal has easy access to large data centers, and stuff. Except for the federal three letter criminals, of course.
I am conflicted
Hurray
ebic
NO use of AI is good.
