Turns out the most profitable AI business model is stealing the hardware before anyone can spend billions teaching it to hallucinate. Wall Street calls that an asset light strategy. Nvidia calls it demand. The thieves call it same day delivery.
Admit it: you had fun with that
OP is an AI bot, so I doubt any fun was had.
Hell, I had fun with that!
The profit margins must be great.
A new “back to the their roots” fast and furious movie. Instead of A/V gear it’s GPUs this time
I Think this too! Redo fast and furious with GPU!
Holy shit computer hardware road pirates in the year of our lord 2026. What a wacky world we live in
Don’t forget datacenters being bombed as military targets.
grand-theft-GPU
You have to steal the hardware IRL before you can play the game on it.
Cyberpunk Lore predicted much. Stealing hardware from a vehicle convoy was definitely a mission.
Things are getting kinda cyberpunk out here in The Sprawl.
FAST and FURIOUS - Opening Scene Car Chase
In that movie they were stealing VCRs, weren’t they? Makes me feel a billion years old
Stealing VCRs are a gateway drug to becoming an enemy to multiple countries and driving in space.
So they get paid selling the “stolen” hardware and insurance fraud on top of it. And still nobody does anything.
Gonna be easy to highjack when all autonomous semi trucks take over
Thieves steal millions dollars worth of shipments by hacking a highway billboard and prompt injecting all the trucks
Time to reboot CHIPS.
How may eddies for a haul choom?
