Turns out the most profitable AI business model is stealing the hardware before anyone can spend billions teaching it to hallucinate. Wall Street calls that an asset light strategy. Nvidia calls it demand. The thieves call it same day delivery.
Admit it: you had fun with that
OP is an AI bot, so I doubt any fun was had.
Huh, checked out their profile and you might be right. Ironic that most of their recent posts are about AI
Hell, I had fun with that!
The profit margins must be great.
Holy shit computer hardware road pirates in the year of our lord 2026. What a wacky world we live in
Don’t forget datacenters being bombed as military targets.
A new “back to the their roots” fast and furious movie. Instead of A/V gear it’s GPUs this time
I Think this too! Redo fast and furious with GPU!
Still kinda A/V gear.
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Made this fridge magnet years ago and it’s suitable to our current times.
Cyberpunk Lore predicted much. Stealing hardware from a vehicle convoy was definitely a mission.
Knocking the AV out of the sky via emp cost about 120 million eddies.
grand-theft-GPU
You have to steal the hardware IRL before you can play the game on it.
How may eddies for a haul choom?
Good. Where to we sign up to fund their efforts lol
Things are getting kinda cyberpunk out here in The Sprawl.
FAST and FURIOUS - Opening Scene Car Chase
In that movie they were stealing VCRs, weren’t they? Makes me feel a billion years old
Stealing VCRs are a gateway drug to becoming an enemy to multiple countries and driving in space.
From DVD players to GPUs in a generation
Fast and Furious Betamax!
Gonna be easy to highjack when all autonomous semi trucks take over
Thieves steal millions dollars worth of shipments by hacking a highway billboard and prompt injecting all the trucks
INSERT $my_house INTO DESTINATION
No WHERE clause. Send it all here and I’ll sort it as I go.
So they get paid selling the “stolen” hardware and insurance fraud on top of it. And still nobody does anything.
Doing Gods work
Time to reboot CHIPS.
