hey google why do i love my children
“This is an interesting question, why do you love your children?”
“omg it’s sentient”
Gork, is this true?
You made me imagine a Gorn AI. It doesn’t answer your questions it just keeps trying to fight you to the death.
Mork, where is Mindy?
Instead of typing a prompt and getting a response, Dazzle has users snap a photo as the starting point and lets the agent point to what it thinks the next course of action should be. “Snap a picture of a purchase you’ve been thinking about, a flat tire, or fridge ingredients, and Dazzle buys on approval, schedules repairs, or suggests recipes,” the company says.
Finally, what we really needed: ChatGPT for people too lazy to type a prompt
How long before someone mates this with a drone to basically become Jafar and lose their fucking mind
if anything, it shows Mayer performing the exact kind of cognitive offloading that any AI tool worth its salt should free us up to focus on rather than doing for us.
This has been the focus from the start, though. Almost all of the “killer apps” for AI that we’re being sold by the AI companies are about doing the creative stuff and human interaction for us. So we can spend more time being depressed, mindless worker drones, I guess?
“Cognitive offloading” may well be the words that doom the human race to our Idiocrasy future
“Cognitive offloading” == “lobotomy”
I’d love for an AI to chit-chat with my co-workers and fluff my boss so I could just do my work and go home.
She sounds like a loser, I feel bad for her kid.
Love it when these out of touch technocrats are shown being too high on their own supplies.
So AI is there to help psychopaths connect with family and wider society
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When you have no idea how to parent specifically because you’re a fucking monster.
These people are so out of touch
It’s really interesting thinking about what changed in tech and why all the leaders are like this. It used to be people developing and fitting technology to goals - mapping the world, enabling democratic power or niche hobby relationships - and that generally ended up being exciting and helpful.
But at some point tech became captured by a few specific ideas and technology - SaaS, AI, data mining - and every CEO now tries to fit the goals to the technology. It no longer matters to these people what the benefit to the user is, they just work backwards from what the technology can do and rationalize whatever it is as the goal.
This woman’s bad decisions brought down an Internet giant and yet she’s still treated as if she is someone worth listening to.
I genuinely don’t understand people like this who are so averse to thinking that they go out of their way to prompt a language model to get an answer that they should’ve known already.
People in my life say I think to much despite the fact I’m naturally a deep thinker, quick is disappointing to hear from them because I know they use LLMs for “research”, which really means to ask tops 3 questions and think you’re informed.
Well hey, at least the rich can be unthinking dumbasses too
Had to input what the nanny told her about her kid.
Dazzle transforms your camera into a proactive assistant that understands you, what you need help with, and what you like.
Jfc.
Running from your fascist government? Better not be in the background of anyone’s photos
I would hate to see what it came up with based on my phone’s gallery, lol
“you clearly like boobs”
“You seem very interested in your own boobs”
That too yeah. 😄
This feels a bit like an ad for dazzle.
Because it is. She’s fully capable of coming up with three superlatives about her child, but she’d rather use her kid as a prop in a sales pitch.
She’s fully capable of coming up with three superlatives about her child
You may underestimate how much of a sociopath these people are…
Sociopaths are usually great at superlatives; flattering people is one of the easiest ways to manipulate them
Opposition is the easiest fucking job in the world
