and if they are does that mean they are constantly being raped for years like do they like it or are living a living hell every day?
OP, Please mark this post as NSFW.
Maybe this is what they live for. They know their purpose and they love their people just like Woody loves Andy.
Imagine a movie plot where Sarah moves to a new state and forgets her vibrator collection. She doesn’t realize it yet but all the vibrators team up to embark on a madcap adventure to reunite with Sarah. On the way they they find a sad discarded buttplug with no owner and they bring him into the gang only to find out that he used to belong to Sarah’s lesbian lover who she’s moving to be with.
That’s poetry. Slimy poetry but poetry nonetheless.
Reads like fanfic some people might be willing to pay more for.
wretch
All poetry is slimy.
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All slimes are poets
That movie would include a lot of Buzz
You got a friend in me…
I mean, a lot of names could be reused:
Buzz, Woody, Rex, Bullseye, Lotso, Mr. Pricklepants… I’m gonna stop now, I’m ruining my own childhood.
oh THAT’S what that song’s about!
The premise of the question horrified me, you made it better. Thank you.
Honestly that does explain why the vibrators batteries always seem to be depleted.
And this comment explains your hairy palms.
My God if masturbation did actually lead to harry palms I would not be balding now.
In fact, when the hair on my palms ran out of room, it would have had to begun to creep up my arms. By the time I was 15 I would have been a real life sasquatch.
That’s a porn parody plot. And a good one.
How holesome!
Perfect title!
FINALLY! A fanfic for me.
Also there is a subplot where they are constantly in a jealous rage over her girlfriend and “she will never be good enough”. But the plug helps they realize they can all be good together.
The Brave Little
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It could even feature a brave little Hitachi wand
And now we let rule 34 run it’s course.
this comment is gonna look really bad in my profile history but i feel like sex dolls actually like it. much like how toys in the toy story universe want to be played with, sex dolls want to be raped
The toys are shown to literally hallucinate whatever fantasy is being imagined. So whether it’s consensual or not depends on what the user imagines it is.
Woah
sex dolls want to be raped
Wouldn’t that be not rape?
Yeah it would be consensual freeuse
honestly my reasoning was kinda like: a person that cannot move nor speak nor express anything, just cannot consent even if they like it.
a sentient sex doll is kinda similar to that so it might be rape but idk. i really like Zozano’s reply though.
Then I guess CNC isn’t as controversial as people make it, which I think is fair. It shouldn’t be.
It is toy story cannon that the toys like being played with. It’s what they were made for. The same logic should work for other dolls.
The fact that Ms Peep has sexuality as a non-sex toy would suggest that the toys can be horny. So the sex dolls may not just be ok with it. They might be extremely into it.
Also, who uses a sex doll every day? I don’t use mine every day. You all have problems.
Not you blaming the victim
What a terrible day to be literate.
Well, as far as I remember, the real toys liked being played with, and were even sad when they weren’t played with. So… theoretically sex dolls would also like being “played” with
They like being used for what they were designed for. Playing or ‘playing’
Just like us.
However, Sid’s toys were plenty played with and they were constantly traumatized.
They weren’t being played with in their intended way. I’m sure the toy story sex dolls would be miserable if they were just dressed up and used to drive in the carpool lane.
now there’s a villain arc!!
Yeah, being tortured by some sociopath “playing” with you generally doesn’t work out well
I honestly feel like Sid gets a bad wrap. Like, yeah, he’s a bit of a dick to his sister and doesn’t have much respect for other people’s possessions, but he’s also a kid and at his age those things are entirely environmental. Hes also incredibly creative and capable. I’m pretty confident that, even as an adult with a well above average skill in fabrication, I wouldn’t be able to make that erector set spider baby without researching it. Plus, he’s got Barbie legs on a fishing pole, he’s swapping the heads of dolls and dinosaurs, there’s no way those things are going together without custom joints.
Yeah, he’s horrifically maimed a bunch of sentient beings, but he wasn’t aware they were sentient and they’re all still living beings, even the fishing pole which would have been inanimate like other tool toys. He literally gave life to a toy that didn’t have it. Kid should get some credit.
FYI it’s “bad rap” (rap being an accusation or blame, think like how a rap sheet outlines the bad stuff you’ve done). A bad wrap is something you’d get at a restaurant.
Not OP but thanks. I always thought it was rep for reputation
Both are valid, btw. In case you did not know.
Also the “doll modding” community is a thing that exists and takes a lot of skill to do well.
I came across it briefly while making a body for my kids toy monkey skull and the craftsmanship is intense. Little concerning that a lot of the 3day prints come with fully detailed anatomy, but I’m not here to kink shame.
From what I remember, kind of putting the subtle hints together; his dad isn’t exactly a good role model. I think I wrote about this before, but there’s a good read between the lines indication of abuse, trauma, and neglect. I might be over-thinking it but having worked in education, I’ve seen that kind of behavior.
As an employee in the mental health field, he absolutely gives undiagnosed adhd with bad home life. Like, he’s basically a characiture of some of my patients.
Agreed.
That absolutely covers a large part of sex dolls too though… there’s gotta be a pretty major overlap of people who own sex dolls and people who are into things that would traumatise a conscious being.
This would be a good plot for an anime.
No. No it wouldn’t.
OK, maybe more hentai than anime.
“Plot” might be to strong of a word
Have you seen what generally passes for a plot in hentai?
Because I hate the implication I have just created new head canon for my own sake. It’s the power of a child imagination and play that brings the toys to life. That’s why the fork comes to life in the fourth movie
So if a child found one abandoned and somehow innocently played with it enough then it would come to life but when used for an adults self-gratification it would not have the requisite for life.
I will not be taking questions on the plothole of why new in box toys are alive
I will not be taking questions on the plothole of why new in box toys are alive
They were all made in sweatshops by children, no plot hole. ☹️
For a less bleak answer, they’re powered by kids wandering through the toy store amazed at all the rows.
So were the sex dolls.
Brutal
are you implying that childlike wonder and spirit dies the moment hormones makes a kid horny for the first time?
I mean… kinda
*everything after that is just fun for all’s embers
And then little Billy finds his mom’s dildo…
I accept this head canon as my own without question
It begs the question what happens if an adult has a child like mind. Think some of the mentally unstable serial killers that are essentially children.
Then why are the buzzes still in package aware in toy story 2?
Yeah, hut then how are you supposed to get the porn parody where the sexdoll starts to help their owner get their life together and the show ends with them banging their new partner instead of the sexdoll.
I think there was a qibi show … adjacent to that Edit: someone posted it
Enough internet for today
In that universe, all toys are willing to be that they are ; and to be played with the way they were supposed to be by their designer…
No. They don’t exist. The universe does not contain them. This is a wholesome story with a strong emphasis on the word story. A story can be whatever you want but the intention was probably not to create a universe in which toys are sentient unknown to their makes and in which they are tortured through rape. You can imagine that if you want but it is surely not the artists intent.
There are army guys, so there is war, violence, death and murder. Their world is not that wholesome.
Remember what the MPAA says; Horrific, Deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don’t say any naughty woids!
and god forbid anyone see a womans nipple.
You can see a fat dude with dcups completely topless with their big salami slice nipples on full display, but don’t dare even hint at a womans nipple.
But Sir! We don’t have propaganda in the US!
People often apply adult concepts to kids. Which is a huge mistake. Kids don’t view things the same, but many adults can’t understand that concept, so everything turns into in even though it isn’t meant that way.
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Sid exists in the story.
Given that the toys actively want to be played with by their kids, I’d assume adult toys would also want to be played with by their owners, which would presumably preclude it being rape at least in most cases.
“You’ve got a friend in me…”
So… westworld?
Except… Aren’t the toys completely aware of what they are and what their purpose is?
Well, except for Buzz in the first movie. Considering literally every other toy was aware of their purpose and existence makes Buzz a bit of a weirdo.
This is why we have hurricanes.
It has, as far as I know, to date, not been adressed by the writers.
how did you even think of this lmaoo
He was wondering whether his real doll had moved since he last left the room.
Wtf did you have this ready for this moment?
there is a memes folder and then there is a “memes” folder
You don’t?!?
I’m surprised this hasn’t been buried.
Pretty sure there was a MadTV sketch about this back in the day.
Yup, just dredged it up. Its dumber and even lower quality than I remember, so not sharing link. That said a YouTube search for “MadTV Sex Toystory” will get you there.
For french speakers (or with subtitles) there is a “kassos” short with this premise. I surely can find a link if it intrigues anyone
i dont know i am just insane like this i also thought recently who wil win between 3000 pennywises vs the annoying orange coming to the conclusion that Orange is an Omniversal entity that can bend any part of reality to his will so yeah Orange can erase 3000 pennywises from existence
